Oh, Sugar, Sugar, shame on you,

You're such a naughty girl!

You ate my mouse, my computer's through

And your tummy's all a whirl.

Now I'm lost, I can't get on line.

You scat right out of this house!

I had it made and all was fine

Until you ate that mechanical mouse!

I'll miss my email, don't you see,

And surfing on the big wide web.

Now don't you wish you had relied on me

To see that you were fed?

Sugar, Sugar, you naughty girl!

You ate my little mouse,

Now your tummy's all a whirl

And you're not welcome in the house!

  Lora Cox 2002

My friend Dottie has a white cat named Sugar. This picture reminded me of her, so I wrote the silly poem.