A TALE OF SWEET ROMANCES IN CANDY LAND
JOY could not keep his eyes off of
Miss PEPPERMINT PATTY. He
thought she was a
BIT-O-HONEY, but he SCORED a
ZERO with her because she had eyes only for PETER PAUL MOUNDS. They were
so in love. In fact, they decided to run off to the MILKY WAY to get
married by the Reverend O’HENRY.
ALMOND JOY was feeling pretty
low because of PEPPERMINT PATTY’S rejection, so he decided to drown
his troubles at the KIT KAT club, have a few ROOTBEERS and watch the
RAISINETTES dance. He took his best friends, the THREE MUSKETEERS with
Well, it wasn’t long before
he spied Miss CANDY CANE sitting at the HEATH BAR and he thought she
looked as sweet as DIVINITY but so did a few others at the bar. It
looked like trouble was brewing GOOD AND PLENTY but CANDY CANE had taken
a shine to ALMOND JOY and began showering him with CANDY KISSES. He
thought he had hit PAYDAY.
Meanwhile, a fight broke out
between the THREE MUSKETEERS and the LEMONHEADS over one of the
RAISINETTES. Things got pretty wild. The THREE MUSKETEERS got the
LEMONHEADS in a headlock and had them in a CRUNCH. After a few SNICKERS
from the bar, the fight was over. ALMOND JOY told the THREE MUSKETEERS
they were LIFESAVERS.
Now this story has a happy
ending. PEPPERMINT PATTY and PETER PAUL MOUNDS became the proud parents
of BABY RUTH, a real sweetie. ALMOND JOY asked CANDY CANE for her hand
in marriage. She said, “yes.”
At the wedding, ALMOND JOY
dropped the ring three times. He had BUTTERFINGERS (he was so nervous).
The THREE MUSKETEERS hooked up with the RAISINETTES and made peace with
the LEMONHEADS. The LEMONHEADS found love with the SPICE DROPS, a new
group starring at the KIT KAT club. Everyone was happy!!!!
I conclude my story by saying,
“Love makes the world go round----How sweet it is!”
Written LOVINGLY by
Midi Candy Kisses from
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